So this shirt I bought mainly because the brain clean one was out of stock in my size at the time. So I get this instead, it’s a well built tee shirt, fairly heavy material, like it’s built to last, which is good because when my wife saw me in it she remarked how good it looked. Most folks that know me, are aware it takes a lot to make me look good to anyone who isn’t visually impaired. So this shirt pulls that feat of utter amazement off. Like what sorcery is this? What if I were a pretty boy and had this shirt on? I’d have to beat the ladies off with a ratchet. It’s a good thing it’s made of heavy material when all those cougars are pawing at you. So in conclusion; if you’re looking for lady friends by all means buy this shirt. Buy two for wild weekends of unadulterated fun, just be sure to drink plenty of fluids first.if you have your member standing at attention for more that two hours, don’t contact a doctor like the commercial says, just throw on your high pay tee and let nature take its course. If you just want to be left alone, perhaps skip this one and buy a clip on tie instead.
